I enjoy mascots.
The Pirates Parrot is pretty good. He's large and green and has a beak, so I guess he reminds me a bit of the Phanatic.
Sometimes the parrot carries a giant cell phone.
Sometimes he does goofy handshakes with members of the team.
He messes with security.
HIS HAT COMES OFF! (this freaks me out a bit).
And he has his own human sidekicks